Okay, so if you’re here, you probably already know what you’re looking for: bones, skulls, cursed phones, and that sweet sweet floppy disk of doom. Let’s break it down step by step, without making your brain melt.
1. The Corpses
Yes, you need all 4 bones plus the skull from the shop. Nothing new there.
My go-to strat? Just fire up a normal run, grab the cheapest charms you can find, and stockpile them before resetting. Easy, brain-off farming. Think of it like coupon clipping, but with corpses.
2. Memory Cards
This part’s where people argue.
- Fastest Method: HEARTBREAK. Why? Because it forces a 666 to show up in the last round of the deadline. Sounds cracked, right? Problem is, I found it kinda inconsistent. Maybe you’ll vibe with it better than I did.
- Comfy Method: FIXATION. Personally, this was way easier to rig. You can spam those single-charge charms and lean on charms that trigger in certain positions of the round (since they’ll always go off unless you mess with spin counts). It’s way less headache-inducing than gambling on HEARTBREAK.
3. Final Spin
Now, here’s the juicy bit.
For me, the “always works” method was this: use the possessed phone on your final spin of a round, then immediately end the deadline. Boom — devil call at the start of the next round. Every time.
Now, other guides say the 666 just needs to appear anywhere in the final round, not necessarily on the last spin. But honestly? Playing it safe with the possessed phone worked 100% for me.
My actual winning setup:
- FIXATION card
- Greedy Dealer build (stacking that sweet, sweet interest)
- Always deposit “just enough” coins and stop before ending a round
- If I had multiple rounds left, I’d keep spinning for more money
- On the very last round, drop the possessed cell phone → force a 666 → devil call next round guaranteed
Profit.
4. True Ending / Ascension
Once you’ve got devil calls sorted, the rest is surprisingly chill.
- Rule #1: Don’t take the deals. You can pick up the phone, peek at the deal, even smell it if you want — but don’t accept.
- Each time you refuse, you’ll get a slash mark on the cursed floppy disk. Collect 3 slashes, and on the next devil call, the disk gets cleansed — turns white, blood gone, shows 999 instead of 666.
- The key in the glass cabinet also turns white at this point. (Still testing the exact trigger here, but leaving the key in seems to work).
From here, you’ve got two options:
- End the run with the key + disk for the true ending.
- Or, keep going like a madman. Now, whenever 999 appears at the end of a deadline, you’ll trigger angel calls instead of devil ones. And the best part? You don’t lose money anymore.
Basically, you go from talking to Satan on the payphone to speed-dialing heaven.
That’s it! If anyone finds cleaner info on how the white key specifically triggers, drop it in the comments — I’ll update when I’m not too busy grinding (or, you know, actually ascending).
